You

You never do a stitch of work
you lick the faces of complete strangers
with the sole intention of underlining my
own social inhibitions

Sometimes you smell like old red wine,
a bouquet of damp fur.

Not only are you colour-blind,you also
cannot tell the difference between a carpet
and a couch.

You pretend that you find the word "NO"
incomprehensible. You insist on sharing
your unmelodious bark with the
entire neighbourhood.

For some reason,you are afraid of statues.
statues just freak you out.

You are utterly shameless.

You are the laziest, dirtiest,most stubborn
and presumpuous thing i have ever known
in my whole entire life.

I THINK YOU ARE PERFECT

iT'S A DOG THING

this was sent today to me from a fellow dog lover........"pedigree" and you don't get much bigger than that.