This was on the front of my Birthday card from Andy. I dedicate this to all us wives.
Best Wife On Earth......Very Unsocial Hours
Probably the most demanding job in the universe,this role requires absolute dedication and selfless devotion to duty. Must have unlimited patience and be able to sit and watch sport on the tele without complaining.
An ability to cope with the after effects of husband's drinking sessions, which probably include obnoxious smelling botty burps and loud snoring in bed, after a truly pathetic attempt to perform sexually, would be an advantage.
Frequent opportunities for retribution will occur with regard to the over use of credit cards for the use of retail therapy, which will cause the husband to have an emotional breakdown.
A regular supply of wine may be required fom time to time in cases of stress, or celebration and is included in the package.
Limited Holidays Will Apply
Are we just perfect or what, now i just have to find a job description for a hubby.
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