Great truths about growing old

1... Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2...Forget the health food. I need all the preseravatives i can get.

3... When you fall down,you wonder what else you can do while you are down there.

4...You are getting older when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair,as you did from a roller coaster.

5...It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bother to ask you.

6...Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician.

7...Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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