1....No matter how hard you try ,you cannot baptise a cat.
2...When your mum is mad at your dad, do not let her brush your hair.
3...If your sister hits you, don't hit back.They always catch the second person.
4...Never ask your 4yr old brother to hold a tomatoe.
5...You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6...Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7...Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8.You can't hide a piece of brocoli in a glass of milk.
9...Don't wear polks dot knickers under white shorts.
10..The best place to be when you are sad is nanny or grandads lap.
I had such a bad week last week that my mate Doug sent me lots of these , so sorry but i shall inflict them on you.
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