less than a week

It is now less than a week to my birthday, it is on Friday and so i have treated myself and the rest of the family to some tickets to the Panto. The only drawback being is since i got the tickets a new person has been put into performing. This person being Nardia ( winner of last years big brother).You know the one, it's the man that now has a pair of boobs but still has the other qualities of a man.
Now let me put this straight it's up to this person of which sex they would like to be, BUT putting them in a panto which is mean't to be for all the family to view is a no no in my book. The main reason for me saying this is, Jamie who is nearly 14 can appreciate what this is, but if he opens his mouth and tells Stephanie who is 10, i am then put into the situation of explaining it to her.The worst of it is most people i have spoken to that have been to see it, have said that He/she was totaly crap.
We have decided to still go but if it turns out to be as bad as people have said we shall leave and a stern letter will follow to the theatre, especially as i booked the most expensive seating that there was, just so the kids would be able to see everything. Wish me luck for Friday...