Helpfull Hints

Late Risers

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

Busy Domestic Engineers

Save time, drop a tea bag in the hot water tank. A hot cuppa is then on hand at the end of the tap.

Illegal Parkers

Avoid wheel clamps. Jack your car up. Remove the wheels and lock them safely in the boot until your return.

Road Rage Drivers

Settle your disputes honourably. Remove your car ariels and have a fencing duel. The ariels will retract thus preventing serious injury.